Married... with Children (TV Series)
A Man for No Seasons (1994)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud Bundy : [while filling in for Al at the shoe store] I don't care what anybody says. This has gotta be the worst job in the world.
Bret Saberhagen : [enters with a take-out pizza] No, I've got the worst job in the world.
Bud Bundy : Kelly, it's Bret Saberhagen.
Kelly Bundy : Well, then why does his nametag say Bobby Bonilla?
Bret Saberhagen : He called in sick.
[Danny Tartabull of the Oakland Astros enters dressed in a security uniform]
Danny Tartabull : Hey, Saberhagen, is that your pizza truck in the red zone?
Bret Saberhagen : Come on, Tartabull, if I don't get this here in 30 minutes, they'll take it out of my check.
Danny Tartabull : At least you get a check. I get paid in mall dollars.
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Peggy Bundy : You know, the point is, that when a man has been gone this long, any man, it's just good to have him back.
[Peg hugs Dave Winfield]
Bud Bundy : Mom, that's... that's not Dad, that's... that's Dave Winfield.
Peggy Bundy , Dave Winfield : Mind your business.
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Al Bundy : Ah, come on, Peg. So we had a little fun. It's not like everybody knows about this.
[Bud enters with a newspaper]
Bud Bundy : Hey, Dad, look. You made the headline on the sports page. Look. "Loons invade Wrigley Field."
Al Bundy : What?
[looks at the newspaper]
Al Bundy : Damn press. Look, they misspelled my name. "Al Birdie."
Peggy Bundy : Al Birdie? Heh. Al Birdie. I like it. Peggy Birdie. I really like it.
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[the doorbell rings and Bud answers it]
Joe Morgan : Hi, I'm Joe Morgan. Are you Al Birdie?
Bud Bundy : Uh, no, no. I believe the Birdie you're looking for is the, uh, the dodo over there.
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[Bud and Kelly come home after filling in for Al at the shoe store]
Bud Bundy : A fat woman came into the shoe store today.
Kelly Bundy : And Bud still looked up her dress.
Bud Bundy : Yeah, like I could help it. Her dress, it was... it was everywhere.