Married... with Children (TV Series)
A Man for No Seasons (1994)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud Bundy : [while filling in for Al at the shoe store] I don't care what anybody says. This has gotta be the worst job in the world.
Bret Saberhagen : [enters with a take-out pizza] No, I've got the worst job in the world.
Bud Bundy : Kelly, it's Bret Saberhagen.
Kelly Bundy : Well, then why does his nametag say Bobby Bonilla?
Bret Saberhagen : He called in sick.
[Danny Tartabull of the Oakland Astros enters dressed in a security uniform]
Danny Tartabull : Hey, Saberhagen, is that your pizza truck in the red zone?
Bret Saberhagen : Come on, Tartabull, if I don't get this here in 30 minutes, they'll take it out of my check.
Danny Tartabull : At least you get a check. I get paid in mall dollars.
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Kelly Bundy : Daddy, I am so proud of you. Now I can tell all of my friends my dad's an ex-con instead of a shoe salesman.
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[Bud and Kelly come home after filling in for Al at the shoe store]
Bud Bundy : A fat woman came into the shoe store today.
Kelly Bundy : And Bud still looked up her dress.
Bud Bundy : Yeah, like I could help it. Her dress, it was... it was everywhere.