Michael Richards: Rick

Quotes 

• Jerry Stockton : [training Rick in etiquette]  You what Rick needs? A mnemonic!

  Dwayne Stockton : That some kinda brain operation?

  Rick : No I don't want that!

• Jerry Stockton : A mnemonic is a word or a rhyme that will help you remember something. For instance:

  [holds up a butter knife] 

  Jerry Stockton : "This knife's not a cutter / It's used for butter."

  Rick : The knife's not a cutter... it's used for butter.

  Jerry Stockton : [holds up a spoon]  "This spoon is wee / It's used for tea!"

  Rick : [gets it]  This spoon is wee / It's used for tea!

  Albert Dudley : [looks at a glass]  Well, now... "This glass is for wine, a meal to enhance"...

  Rick : You drink too much, you'll wet your pants!

  [Albert hits Rick with his hat] 

• Albert Dudley : Your salad, sir!

  Rick : "Salad, my friend / Use the fork on the end!"

• [Rick sees Randolph blowing on his soup, and smacks him] 

  Rick : "Only a stoop / blows on his soup!"

• [Elvis comes to Rick's treehouse] 

  Rick : Who's the greatest actor on television?

  Elvis : Pee Wee Herman?

  Rick : Come on up.