Phil Morris: Jerry Stockton

Quotes 

• Jerry Stockton : [training Rick in etiquette]  You what Rick needs? A mnemonic!

  Dwayne Stockton : That some kinda brain operation?

  Rick : No I don't want that!

• Jerry Stockton : A mnemonic is a word or a rhyme that will help you remember something. For instance:

  [holds up a butter knife] 

  Jerry Stockton : "This knife's not a cutter / It's used for butter."

  Rick : The knife's not a cutter... it's used for butter.

  Jerry Stockton : [holds up a spoon]  "This spoon is wee / It's used for tea!"

  Rick : [gets it]  This spoon is wee / It's used for tea!

  Albert Dudley : [looks at a glass]  Well, now... "This glass is for wine, a meal to enhance"...

  Rick : You drink too much, you'll wet your pants!

  [Albert hits Rick with his hat]