Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Houseboat (2001)
Jane Kaczmarek: Lois
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Quotes
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Lois : [yelling at Malcolm] Do you realize how close your father came to being a registered sex offender? A registered sex offender!
Malcolm : Mom, please. I feel terrible. I completely understand what I did. I sold out my own father for a girl. It's like the worst thing I've ever done. We both understand I'm a terrible person.
Lois : For some girl you don't even know! Who wouldn't give you the time of day! That's the gratitude you show your father!
Reese : Maybe I'm the good one after all.
[hands Lois some tea]
Reese : Here, Mom for your throat. I put a little honey on it.
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Lois : Francis, you are going to stay in school until you graduate and that is all there is to it. And if you flunk out, then that's another year you're stuck there!
Francis : You just can't stand the fact that I'll be making more money than you!
[hangs up the pay phone, then the phone breaks from the wall hitting Francis in the foot; he screams and hits the trophy case; nearly everything breaks; Francis touches his chest]
Francis : Whoa, that was close.
[the leg of the trophy case breaks loose and falls on top of him]
