Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Houseboat (2001)

Frankie Muniz: Malcolm

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Quotes 

• Malcolm : Three weeks of slave labor, my relationship with Dad will never be the same...

  [smiles] 

  Malcolm : and I can't stop smiling!

• Malcolm : [Stevie produces a Bikini top from his pocket and rubs it on his face]  No way; it's Mom's.

  Malcolm : If it were Mom's, would I do this?

  [puts nose into bikini top and inhales through nose] 

• Lois : [yelling at Malcolm]  Do you realize how close your father came to being a registered sex offender? A registered sex offender!

  Malcolm : Mom, please. I feel terrible. I completely understand what I did. I sold out my own father for a girl. It's like the worst thing I've ever done. We both understand I'm a terrible person.

  Lois : For some girl you don't even know! Who wouldn't give you the time of day! That's the gratitude you show your father!

  Reese : Maybe I'm the good one after all.

  [hands Lois some tea] 

  Reese : Here, Mom for your throat. I put a little honey on it.

• Malcolm : You know the other day at the store when I pretended not to know you?

  Hal : Yeah. That was a new low.