- MacGyver: [catching Jana picking his pocket] You looked down at your hand, that is a cardinal no-no.
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [voice-over narration] There was a time when about the worst thing you can say about a man was that he was a horse thief. In some places, that's still true today. Particularly when the horse that gets stolen belongs to a king... and it's considered to be, maybe, the most expensive horse alive.