M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Yalu Brick Road (1979)
William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy
Quotes
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Feeling better, Rizzo?
Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo : Hey Father, can I make a confession?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Certainly, Sergeant.
Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo : I murdered somebody
[looks at Klinger]
Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo : tomorrow.
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Major, when I say I want clean sheets, I want them clean, not battleship gray.
Maj. Charles Winchester : Major, I have slaved over this cesspool until my back aches and my hands--my hands are prunes!
Father Francis Mulcahy : Please, Major, at a time like this, the less said about prunes...
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'd love to give you a hand, Father. Is it safe for me to come in there yet?
Father Francis Mulcahy : [Someone throws a bedpan at Klinger] I'd say that's one vote No, Klinger.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : If you need me, Father, I'll be under my bed.