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Quotes
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Col. Potter : So in the dead of night, you decide to go off half-cocked and get help?
Radar : Well, gee, sir, since I got us lost and I broke the bus, I figured I didn't need your half-cocked permission.
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Radar : When I was wandering around here, I didn't find no enemies so I figure we're safe so long as we can get out of here.
Hawkeye : Speaking of which, enemy-wise, has anyone seen our prisoner?
Frank Burns : There he is! *Sabotage*! He's tinkering with our parts!
[the POW is trying to fix the bus]
Frank Burns : Get away from there!
B.J. : Easy, Frank, easy! He's wounded, remember?
Frank Burns : Oh, wounded, sure! That's how we lost China!
B.J. : By fixing a bus?
[the wrench Frank is holding is pointed towards B.J]
B.J. : Careful, that could be loaded.
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Col. Potter : What's wrong, Radar?
Radar : I don't know, sir, she won't start.
Frank Burns : Oh swell. We can't go forward and we can't go back.
Hawkeye : It's a sign from heaven. The war's over!
B.J. : Now, what?
Hawkeye : We burn our uniforms, go home, get married and breed a new batch of draftees for the next one.
B.J. : Hear, hear.
Col. Potter : Let's finish this one first, shall we?
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Frank Burns : You get in the driver's seat. When I tell you to turn her over, turn her over. Roger?
Radar : Roger, Wilco.
Col. Potter : Do you know anything about engines, Major?
Frank Burns : Oh, I took a lot of shop in high school.
Hawkeye : I wouldn't take shop from anyone.
