M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Mad Dogs and Servicemen (1974)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
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Quotes
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : It's very simple, Colonel. Either you ship Travis out or the major and I will simply have to go over your head.
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Well, you've done that so many times, I've got athlete's scalp.
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Aren't you gonna read your letter?
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, I get sort of carsick when I read in bed. Would you, for me?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Well, it's from a young lady. It might be intimate or personal.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Oh, that's okay. I don't know anybody personally.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Well, all right, but rest assured, I won't listen to a word I read.
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : It's about Corporal Travis. Because of your orders, we're having to change his bed around the clock.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Well, you have my permission to move the clock.