M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Mad Dogs and Servicemen (1974)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : [about the paralyzed kid] It's disgraceful, a US solder crawling on the ground.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Tell that to the infantry, Frank...
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Captain John McIntyre : Aw Frank, are you going to your mother again?
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : I outrank you corpsman, I can have you punished.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : We'll do you one better, we'll sew your helmet to your head.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : You two are going to pay for this!
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Not on our salary.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : So whatever Major Houlihan says is what I feel. Anything I could add would be of little consequence.
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : I won't argue with you there, Frank.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : Margaret, I was wrong.
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : [smiling] You're always wrong, Frank. That's what's so right about you.
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Major Franklin Marion Burns : [about reading a medical journal] Well, the Travis case has convinced me that I should keep up with the latest medical practices.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : That's very good, Frank.
Major Franklin Marion Burns : For instance, this article says a surgeon should base his fee on 5% of the patient's yearly income.
[Hawkeye and Trapper fling pillows at3him]