M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Hot Lips and Empty Arms (1973)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
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Quotes
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Margaret : [very drunk] Oh. Corporal. I wonder if I can see Colonel Blake?
[She looks around, confused, then jogs away]
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : I wonder if you can, too.
[Margaret drunkenly jogs up to Hawkeye, Trapper, and Henry Blake, stopping directly in front of Henry]
Margaret : [saluting] Major Margon Houlihat reporting for duty, sir.
Henry Blake : Aw boy, drunk as a skunk.
Trapper : She's tanked.
Hawkeye : A fine time to make a drinking debut.
Margaret : Where are the casualties, sir?
Henry Blake : Now, just hold your horses. They're not even here yet.
Margaret : Well, then, let's go get 'em, sir. I'll drive!
[Hawkeye and Trapper laugh]
Henry Blake : Major? Major, dear, you're drunk.
Margaret : Oh, I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
[Hawkeye and Trapper laugh some more]
Henry Blake : Uh, you'd better go to your tent, Major.
Margaret : I can't operate in my tent!
Trapper : [still laughing] You're doing okay so far!
Margaret : Aah, go salute yourself!
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Henry Blake : [Reluctantly handing Margaret the transfer order she requested] In case you have have any second thoughts, we'll keep mum about this.
[Turns to Trapper and Hawkeye]
Henry Blake : Right, group?
Henry Blake : Whatever was, of course, has been. But, we *are* family, Margaret.
Radar : [Speaking over PA system] Attention. All personnel. Effective immediately, Major. Margaret Houlihan is leaving the 4077th. There will be wine with dinner with ice cream and chocolate sauce.
Hawkeye : Well, there are families and there are families.
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Margaret : [in a huff] Where's Colonel Bubblehead?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Uh, he gave orders not to be disturbed.
Margaret : He already *is* disturbed!