The Lucy Show (TV Series)

Lucy and John Wayne (1966)

Gale Gordon: Mr. Theodore J. Mooney

Quotes 

• Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : This note goes out to Mr. John Wayne.

  Lucy Carmichael : John Wayne? Gaahh!

  Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Mrs. Carmichael, Mr. Wayne is a client and when I dictate correspondence to him, I wish you would refrain from going 'gaahh'.

  Lucy Carmichael : I can't help it. He's my all time favorite.

  Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Nevertheless, I wish you wouldn't fall apart every time I mention his name.

  Lucy Carmichael : I just wish he was here to pick up the pieces.

  Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : I'm not interested in whom you would like to be picked up by.