The Lucy Show (TV Series)
Lucy and John Wayne (1966)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Carmichael
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Quotes
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Lucy Carmichael : It must be very bothersome, people bothering you all the time. Like when they ask you for your autograph and everything.
John Wayne : Well, I never considered that a bother.
Lucy Carmichael : Oh, can I have your autograph?
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Lucy Carmichael : Most actors don't look anything like they do in their old pictures on television.
John Wayne : You want to know what I think ages them?
Lucy Carmichael : What?
John Wayne : Staying up all night watching their old movies on television.
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Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : This note goes out to Mr. John Wayne.
Lucy Carmichael : John Wayne? Gaahh!
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Mrs. Carmichael, Mr. Wayne is a client and when I dictate correspondence to him, I wish you would refrain from going 'gaahh'.
Lucy Carmichael : I can't help it. He's my all time favorite.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Nevertheless, I wish you wouldn't fall apart every time I mention his name.
Lucy Carmichael : I just wish he was here to pick up the pieces.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : I'm not interested in whom you would like to be picked up by.
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John Wayne : Hi, honey.
Mary Jane Lewis : Hello.
Lucy Carmichael : I thought you didn't know John Wayne.
Mary Jane Lewis : I don't.
Lucy Carmichael : Well, he said hello to you.
Mary Jane Lewis : He says hello to everybody.
Lucy Carmichael : But he called you honey.
Mary Jane Lewis : He doesn't know my name.