Sheridan Smith: Cleo Martin

Quotes 

• Milly Russell : How bad a swear word is 'bollocks'?

  Cleo Martin : How d'you mean?

  Milly Russell : I was doing a gift-wrap for this woman and accidentally cut my finger. You should have seen her face; it was like I'd said 'bugger' or something.

  Cleo Martin : Well, how's 'bugger' worse than 'bollocks'?

  Milly Russell : I'd never say 'bugger' to a customer!

  Cleo Martin : Well, you wouldn't say 'bugger' or 'bollocks'. 'Bollocks' is worse. 'Bugger', 'bollocks' and 'shit', you should always be careful of.

  Milly Russell : Well then where does 'shite' come in? I always thought 'shite' and 'shit' were the same but someone said 'shit' was less shocking than 'shite', which to me, I'm sorry, is bollocks.