- [Lizzie wants Gordo to help her clean the janitor's closet so Kate will allow to play Vampira in the Hallowe'en Fright Night but he is very reluctant]
- Gordo: Why on Earth would I participate in that?
- Lizzie: Because my cousin Heather's coming into town again this summer and I'm gonna get her to go out with you.
- Gordo: Quit your yappin'. We've got work to do.
- Lizzie: Here, it's a... caterpillar.
- [handing Matt a balloon]
- Matt McGuire: This is a lame balloon animal.
- Lizzie: Oh, sorry, let me fix it...
- [cracks the balloon]
- Lizzie: There, now it's extinct.
- Jo McGuire: [she and Sam throw water and oatmeal on Miranda's parents before realizing who they are] Oh my gosh, I am so sorry, we thought you were a trick-or-treater!
- Mrs. Sanchez: [dryly] I see, we give them *candy* at our house.
- Kate Sanders: [locking themselves in the janitor's closet] Okay, Lizzie is WAY out of line.
- Miranda Sanchez: She's not Lizzie right now! The spirits of the dead have taken over her body!
- Lizzie: [banging on door, demonic voice] Kate! Kaaaate!
- Miranda Sanchez: And they're using Lizzie for, for revenge. They're mad because you called the Day of the Dead artifacts stupid, and shoved them off a little corner!
- Kate Sanders: Dumb Kate, dumb, dumb!
- Lizzie: [rattles door] Kaaaate!
- Kate Sanders: Can't we stop her?
- Miranda Sanchez: I think I remember my grandmother talking about ways to beg the spirits for forgiveness. We need a handful of cemetery dirt and a bucket full of blood.