- [as animated Lizzie]
- Lizzie McGuire: [looks at an "x-ray" of Gordo's head] Yikes! Okay, I see what the problem is. Gordo died a few weeks ago and didn't bother to tell us.
- Lizzie McGuire: We just don't want you to play "Dwarflord" anymore. Okay? It's taken over your life.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: It has not.
- Miranda Sanchez: Uh, has so!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I sware on the sacred shield of O.N. Thundereater, it has not!
- [Lizzie and Miranda look at him]
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Alright, maybe that didn't sound so good.
- Matt McGuire: ["torturing" Gordo] This is a version of therapy. The thing you like causes you pain. Therefore you don't like it anymore.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: What are the wires for?
- Matt McGuire: Well, the wires are for... absolutely nothing. They just look pretty cool.
- Miranda Sanchez: [yelling into Gordo's ear] Dwarflord!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Ow!
- Miranda Sanchez: Just checking.