Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Gordo and the Dwarves (2001)

Adam Lamberg: David 'Gordo' Gordon

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Quotes 

• Lizzie McGuire : We just don't want you to play "Dwarflord" anymore. Okay? It's taken over your life.

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : It has not.

  Miranda Sanchez : Uh, has so!

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : I sware on the sacred shield of O.N. Thundereater, it has not!

  [Lizzie and Miranda look at him] 

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : Alright, maybe that didn't sound so good.

• Matt McGuire : ["torturing" Gordo]  This is a version of therapy. The thing you like causes you pain. Therefore you don't like it anymore.

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : What are the wires for?

  Matt McGuire : Well, the wires are for... absolutely nothing. They just look pretty cool.

• Miranda Sanchez : [yelling into Gordo's ear]  Dwarflord!

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : Ow!

  Miranda Sanchez : Just checking.