Little Britain (TV Series)

Episode #3.1 (2005)

Matt Lucas: Various Roles

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Quotes 

• Vicky Pollard : Who the Hollyoaks omnibus is that?

  Vicky's gang member #1 : Chantelle Baker's gang.

  Vicky Pollard : Who or sumthin or nuffin?

  Vicky's gang member #2 : They live down St.Pauls.

  Vicky Pollard : No, but, yeh, but, no, but,, what are they doin' on our patch or sumthin' or nuffin' or sorta like thing coz they is well gonna get beat-ins!

  Vicky's gang member #3 : Cool it Vicky, they're well hard.

  Vicky's gang member #1 : Yeerh, they give the Rettinen Sisters a bog wash.

  Vicky Pollard : They don't scare me. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just Vicky Pollard from round the corner from the block. V to the P to the icky to the ollard. Ohmigod. This is well hectic!

  Vicky Pollard : Hey you, what you doin' on our patch, you total bunch of mingin' dog bitches!

  [a dancing match follows, which is ended when Vicky boldly steps up to one of the gang members and and gives her a nipple-cripple] 

  Vicky Pollard : We is well the best dancers.