Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Wally's Haircomb (1959)

Frank Bank: Clarence Rutherford

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• Ward Cleaver : Well, Wally, don't your mother and I detect a slight difference in the way you're combing your hair?

  Wally Cleaver : Gee, Dad, I didn't think you'd notice.

  Clarence Rutherford : Mr Cleaver, Eddie Haskell and all the guys are combin' their hair like that.

  June Cleaver : Well, Clarence, I notice that you're not.

  Clarence Rutherford : I would comb my hair like Wally's, Mrs Cleaver, but I got a funny-shaped head.

  Ward Cleaver : [trying to be tactful]  Oh, really, I hadn't noticed.

  Clarence Rutherford : Daddy says it's because when I was a baby, I slept on one side too much.

  Theodore Cleaver : Yeah, it is kinda lopsided.

  June Cleaver : [quietly]  Beaver!

  Ward Cleaver : Uh, you know, fellas, it's a funny thing, um, speaking of fads...

  Theodore Cleaver : We weren't speaking of fads. We were speakin' about Lumpy's lopsided head.

  Ward Cleaver : Yes. Ah, what I was about to say is, um, there are always a lot of fellows who follow every fad that comes along. But there are also always a few who, uh, well who have enough individuality to sort of go their own way. You know what I mean, Wally.

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah. Just like squares.

  Ward Cleaver : Uh, eat your vegetables, boys.