June tells Ward they have to go out for an evening, that means Beaver will be home alone. After all, they did promise he was too old for babysitters. Wally will be out at Mary Ellen's masquerade party, so what to do? The answer walks in the door, Gilbert. Two sixth grade boys are safer than one, so Gilbert is invited to spend the night. The boys end up watching a gangster movie get about a guy who gets rubbed out. They both get a little scared; and it doesn't help when Lumpy and Bill Scott pull up to pick up Wally, and wouldn't you know, they are dressed like gangsters for the masquerade. Beaver calls the police.
The police arrive and off go Lumpy and Bill in a squad car. Beaver and Gilbert feel pretty good that they both acted in a grown-up way. Wally gets home looking for Lumpy and tells Beaver about the masquerade NOW. He then mentions Lumpy painted his car grey, and it now has bumpers. Beaver wouldn't even know it. Since Lumpy didn't make it, Wally calls Eddie for a ride, but Eddie wasn't invited. So, Wally calls it a night and goes to bed.
Poor Ward, he walks in and reads a note from Wally. Wally was too tired to go to the party so went to sleep. Beaver and Gilbert also went to sleep. Ward feels great, he can trust his boys to be responsible. Then the phone rings, it's an angry Fred Rutherford. Why did Ward have his son arrested? What? Ward doesn't have a clue as to what happen. Fred explains a Mr. Cleaver called the police. Cleaver, spelled C.L.E.A.V.E.R. It seems Lumpy was parked on the wrong side of the street. Neither Lumpy nor his friend had a driver's license or I.D. And Lumpy was wearing a hideous mask. But none of that is to the point. Fred is hurt friendship-wise. He is shocked his good friend would call the police just because he didn't want his son hanging around. Ward figures he'd better talk to his sons.
Wally is woken up from a just sleep, he knows nothing. Suspicion falls on Beaver and Gilbert. Beaver relates the incidents but forgets to mention he knew nothing about the masquerade party or that Lumpy was supposed to come by to get Wally. A really important piece of information (to me). So, when two guys park in an unknown car and are wearing masks, Beaver thought it best to call the police, and did so using the name Mr. Cleaver. Ward suggests the boys should get the facts before calling the police, but really? I know very few adults who would approach two guys wearing masks sitting in an unknown car in the night to ask what was going on. I do a number who would shoot first and then claim stand your ground as a defense. And in a situation like the one here, they would likely be cleared leaving behind a dead Lumpy and Bill. Beaver did the smart thing given what he didn't know and had no way of knowing. Ward should be proud of Beaver.
Beaver was made to call and apologize to Mr. Rutherford and Mr. Scott. Beaver's chief concern is that he won't be trusted to stay home alone again. Wally thinks in twenty years or so everyone will look back and laugh about this night. I think they will look back and say Beaver was right. What was Lumpy thinking. He might have gotten himself shot.
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