- June Cleaver: Wally, don't they teach you any manners at school?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: You know, that's funny, Mom. At school they're always saying, "don't they ever teach you any manners at home?".
- June Cleaver: What in the world are you eating?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: This? Oh, it's my own invention. It's a sandwich with the meat on the outside.