Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Beaver Finds a Wallet (1960)
Barbara Billingsley: June Cleaver
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Quotes
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June Cleaver : Dear, I have to wait for Mr. Johnson. Could you take my grocery list, and go to the market?
Ward Cleaver : Well, I'd like to Dear, but don't you remember? I have a dentist appointment.
June Cleaver : Then you can't get my groceries?
Ward Cleaver : Well, I think a dentist appointment is more important. Don't you, Beaver?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Sure, Dad. If all your teeth fall out, you won't have anything to eat groceries with, anyways.
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June Cleaver : Wally, I wonder if you'd mind going to the supermarket for me.
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Well, I guess I could. I'm not hardly doing anything.
June Cleaver : [lecturing tone] Wally, you never use 'not' and 'hardly' together. Either you're not doing anything, or you're hardly doing anything.
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Oh. I wasn't sure, so I stuck 'em both in.
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[Wally and Eddie enter the Cleaver house and see no one around]
Edward 'Eddie' Haskell : Hey Wally, nobody's home. Let's call up some girls and pretend we're talent scouts.
[June walks out from the den to greet the boys]
June Cleaver : Hello, Eddie.
Edward 'Eddie' Haskell : Oh. Hi, Mrs. Cleaver. Gee Mrs. Cleaver, your hair looks real pretty today.
June Cleaver : Well, you should know Eddie, being a talent scout.
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June Cleaver : You know, both of you boys should watch your grammar.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Gee, Mom, this is Saturday - they make us watch it all week in school.
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Who was on the phone, Mom?
June Cleaver : Oh, that was the nursery, Beaver.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : No foolin'? Are we gonna have a baby brother?
June Cleaver : No, Beaver. This is the kind of nursery that brings plants and flowers.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [slightly disappointed] Oh. I thought it was the kind that brought baby brothers.
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Look, Wally! It's a radio with a clock in its middle.
Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Boy, Beaver. And I was beginning to think that lady was just giving you the business.
June Cleaver : It's a very nice present, Beaver. You can use it to get to school on time!
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Yeah. And I can use it for good stuff, too!