Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Keira Knightley/Nicole Ritchie/Green Day (2005)

Robert Smigel: Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : Listen, Arnold, you're in big trouble. On election day, voters in California rejected all four of your propositions on the ballot.

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : Yah,

  [stammers] 

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : that was only because of the Democratenses and they're playing the dirty tricks!

  Conan O'Brien : What do you mean, they played dirty tricks?

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : Dirty tricks! Yah, they made it impossible for all my millions of billions of supporters to vote!

  Conan O'Brien : What- are you talking about voter intimidation?

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : Worse. They lured the voters away from the voting stations with around-the-clock screenings of the irresistible all time smash hit holiday comedy classic "Jingle All the Way"!

  Conan O'Brien : All right all right all right, no. Arnold, Arnold, they did not.

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : Yes they lood! They did!

  Conan O'Brien : [amused]  What? They "dood"?

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : This hilarious movie is so distracting and compelling and mesmerizing, that even I forgot to vote! Damn you, Sinbad! Why do you hate Democracy?