Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Crums (1988)

Bill Owen: Compo

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• [the Trio are clad in Santa outfits, seated in a pub] 

  Seymour : It's disgusting! What happened to the Christmas spirit?

  Clegg : Oh, well, it's us crums.

  Seymour : Crums?

  Clegg : Christmas Resistance Underground Movement. I've been a crum for years, never realized it, but this morning has really cheered me up. Seems to me there are a lot of us crums about.

  Seymour : It's disgusting!

  Compo : Landlord, three pints! I'm gonna buy a drink for this here crum.

  Clegg : We're just a small, disorganized, peacable mob dedicated to pulling Christmas back down to size. To preserving an air of misery amidst all this good cheer. Come back, Scrooge. All is forgiven.