Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

A Quiet Drink (1975)

Michael Bates: Blamire

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• [first lines] 

  Blamire : What a splendid day it's been.

  Clegg : We've covered some ground.

  Compo : I'm shagged!

  Blamire : Listen to him. We expose him to the wonders of nature, and that's his response. Pure poetry.

  Compo : It's me red-'ot.

  Blamire : Do yourself up then, and keep it in the shade.

  Compo : Aw, me zip's got stuck a bit. There's nowt showing.

  Blamire : I get this terrible dream that he'll start streaking.

  Clegg : I wonder why the Lord made us with spouts like a kettle. I mean why not a small drain plug, for instance, in both feet?