- Hank Kingsley: Jesus. I think that's Jerry and Sally fucking in the parking lot. Wow! I am telling you, nothing beats that missionary position!
- Darlene Chapinni: [she stops writing Hank's ideas for the show] I think I have enough, Hank.
- Hank Kingsley: Yeah, hurry up, put into the computer and getting out to the fans.
- Darlene Chapinni: I might just do a little editing.
- Hank Kingsley: No, no, we never edit Hank's thoughts.
- [last lines]
- Hank Kingsley: Guys, excuse me, have you seen Darlene?
- Arthur: What's the matter?
- Hank Kingsley: No, it's just a newsletter...
- Arthur: I saw Darlene, she was Fed-Exing your old stack of these things.
- Hank Kingsley: Shiiiit!
- Jerry Capen: You son-of-a...
- Phil: What, what... son-of-a what?
- Jerry Capen: Son of a bitch!
- Phil: Yeah? What are you doing here, taking a little nookie break?
- Hank Kingsley: [using his trademark line but this time watching Jerry and the girl having sex in the car] Hey now!
- Arthur: Listen, I told Paula not to put her her mother in a nursing home.
- Larry Sanders: Well, see, now that's where you and I really disagree now , okay?
- Arthur: She's 53 - fit as a fiddle!
- Larry Sanders: I did not know that.