L.A. Law (TV Series)
Do the Spike Thing (1991)
Susan Ruttan: Roxanne Melman
Quotes
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Leland McKenzie : [referring to Brackman's assault] Well, in addition to the broken nose, he suffered facial bruising and a cracked rib.
Arnie Becker : How much did they get?
Ann Kelsey : Oh, my God.
Leland McKenzie : Well, robbery was apparently not the motive. He had $200 in his wallet when he was admitted to Cedars.
Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Where did this happen?
Leland McKenzie : West side, outside a restaurant, Androcles?
Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Androcles?
Arnie Becker : You know the place.
Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Uh, yeah, it rings a bell.
Stuart Markowitz : So is he gonna miss his own awards luncheon?
Leland McKenzie : Well, I hope not. If his condition remains stable, they'll let him come home tomorrow. In his absence, we'll keep this brief. Roxanne.
Roxanne Melman : Okay, first up, we...
Tommy Mullaney : Oh, by the way. Word is, the Board of Supervisors has completed its investigation of Mr. Rogoff. As of today, our District Attorney is history.
[Both cheering]
Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Yeah. Yes.
Jonathan Rollins : Yeah.
Ann Kelsey : Woo!
Billy Castroverti : Rogoff's final appeal was rejected?
Jonathan Rollins : He withdrew his appeal and got to keep his pension.
Tommy Mullaney : Hey, when did your ties with the DA's office get better than mine?
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Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Hey, what a relief for Zoey, huh?
Roxanne Melman : Moving along...
Tommy Mullaney : Oh, yeah, you bet.
Leland McKenzie : Can we get started, Roxanne?
Roxanne Melman : Good idea. Uh, Paul vs. Humboldt Logging.
Leland McKenzie : Oh, yes, that's the sawmill accident.
Ann Kelsey : I'm down to my last motion.
Tommy Mullaney : Ann, they gotta revoke your Sierra Club membership because you're defending loggers?
Ann Kelsey : This time, the logging company is not at fault. The tree spiker caused the accident.
Billy Castroverti : Tree spiker?
Stuart Markowitz : An activist that drives nails into trees to keep them from being cut down.
Arnie Becker : An activist? He's a terrorist.
Ann Kelsey : He also our co-defendant.
Tommy Mullaney : Ah, co-defendants.
Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Oh, no.
Roxanne Melman : Can we move on, people?
Ann Kelsey : Thanks for the encouragement, guys.
Roxanne Melman : Okay, People, listen up! Now, Jonathan's got the McFarlane deposition, C.J.'s got Jackson vs. Foo, Tommy, you're downtown on the Velascos arraignment. Okay, any questions? That's it, we're adjourned.