- Bette Porter: Did you know that Tina is pregnant?
- Jenny Schecter: Yeah. Bette you didn't know? Oh my GOD how did you not know?
- Bette Porter: Because I am the biggest fucking asshole in the universe, I guess that's how! Because I am just some huge cosmological joke, is what I am!
- Jenny Schecter: No you're not. Okay. Tina obviously must have gone out of her way to keep this a secret from you.
- Bette Porter: She must hate me. She must actually fucking hate me.
- Jenny Schecter: No she doesn't hate you.
- [Bette makes a toast]
- Bette Porter: Dana... Tanya. I lift my glass to caring, kindness, and trust, and longevity, and respect. To all the things that you will need to keep your love alive. I wish you happiness. And I hope you forever spare each other pain.
- [long pause, smiling, holding back tears]
- Bette Porter: And if you find that isn't possible, then I wish you forgiveness.
- [drinks]
- Bette Porter: [Bette walks out without looking at Tina while Tina watches Bette leave]