- Carl Kolchak: [Voiceover intro] I knew this one would be more than the biggest story of my career. It was the biggest story in the lives of everyone on this planet. I fought for the story, fought harder than ever before. I wanted people to know, to be prepared... if you can be prepared for something like this.
- Carl Kolchak: Then I'll have to start at the beginning, with the autopsy on the dead panda.
- Tony Vincenzo: [while dining] Carl, start somewhere else, will ya?