- K.I.T.T.: [Chasing master of disguise 'The Chameleon'] He's outsmarted himself, Michael. It dead ends in a cliff just ahead. We got him.
- Michael Knight: Don't count on it, he might disguise himself as a rock or a bush... or even a chameleon.
- Armand Pressler: [the Chameleon has disguised himself as Michael Knight] Amazing. You really must show me how to do that, heh. I'd like to make-up as my wife's hairdresser.
- [more laughter]
- Armand Pressler: It might be interesting to hear what see has to say about me.
- Armand Pressler: I'm sorry, I already have another buyer. However, I'm not a man to let honor stand in the way of greed. Shall we say the price is five million, cash of course?
- Michael Knight: [posing as Jack Smith] Shall we say: when can I get it?
- K.I.T.T.: Since soldiers of fortune invariably use aliases, you can choose between John Doe, Jack Smith or Joe Brown.
- Michael Knight: I'll take Jack Smith. Sounds like a winner.
- J. Gordon Baxter, aka 'The Chameleon': It's good to be back, Armand. I see, eh, the place is about the same.
- [looking at a bellydancer]
- Armand Pressler: Only the bellybuttons have changed.