Knight Rider (TV Series)

Knight & Knerd (1985)

Steve Sandor: Mac Gifford

Quotes 

• Mac Gifford : [referring to Michael Knight]  He could be trouble.

  Dr. Vanessa Sutton : Wrong tense, Mac, he is trouble.

• Mac Gifford : [Dr Sutton's demonstration of the lazer fails - Mac is furious]  I can do more damage with my bare hands!

  Dr. Vanessa Sutton : Something's wrong!

  Mac Gifford : You're DAMN RIGHT something's wrong! We're hitting that vault tomorrow... and I killed a man over this Buck Roger's gizmo that doesn't work!

• Michael Knight : [after ducking to avoid a throwing knife]  You should've told me the Takishi's had a height requirement!

  Mac Gifford : Don't get the wrong idea Knight. You bailed out first and my man adjusted.

  Michael Knight : Yeah, right. We'll try it again sometime... in MY gym!

• Dr. Vanessa Sutton : [Demonstrating Dr Raymond's lazer]  Ever hear of a thermal lazer?

  Mac Gifford : [Scoffs]  Sounds like a high-wrench sunlamp.

  Dr. Vanessa Sutton : You're a real genius, Mac!

• Michael Knight : My name's Michael Knight, I'm a friend of Fuji Hakito's.

  Mac Gifford : Yeah? Well, you should know he's not here.

  Michael Knight : I do, that's why I am. Used to work out with him, I'm looking for a new martial arts club to join.

  Mac Gifford : Well this is private, but just out of curiosity, what belt are you?

  Michael Knight : Put it this way - I've beaten a Takishi.

  Mac Gifford : A Hammer Hawk? To my knowledge they died out years ago. And from what I've heard, bragging wasn't part of the Takishi code. You had to withstand a test of raw nerve to even be considered.

  Michael Knight : [Sneering]  Try me.

• Mac Gifford : [Giving Vanessa a massage]  I'm gonna make that call. I'll be right back.

  [Leaves the room, then Michael enters who resumes the massage] 

  Dr. Vanessa Sutton : [Unable to see Michael]  Oh, that was fast.

  [Moaning] 

  Dr. Vanessa Sutton : Ohhh... I never thought you could be so tender. Careful... I'm beginning to visualize more than 'tension leaving my body.' I can't wait to return the favor.

  Michael Knight : [Grinning]  Me neither!