King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Perils of Polling (2000)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

Quotes 

• [Hank is watching a video of a man shaking George W. Bush's hand] 

  Hank Hill : See that guy's reaction when Bush shakes his hand? Surprise, then disappointment. Surprise, then disappointment.

  Peggy Hill : Sure, but when I want to watch "Scent of a Woman", you don't even know how to work the VCR.

• Peggy Hill : Who is it, Hank?

  Hank Hill : The Manger Babies. I'll get rid of them.

  Luanne Platter : [as Sir Reginald]  Cheerio. We were wondering if you would vote for Robert Parigi of the Communist Party U.S.A. for President, what what?

  Hank Hill : You don't know the first thing about Communism.

  Luanne Platter : What's to know? Robert Parigi's got the cutest little eyes and the prettiest eyebrows.

  [as Sir Reginald] 

  Luanne Platter : So can I tell Robert he can count on your vote?

  Hank Hill : No, you cannot! I hate Communists! All they do is boss people around!

  Luanne Platter : Sounds like you, Uncle Hank.

  Hank Hill : Luanne, please go home before I tell you you're acting like an idiot and make you cry.

  Luanne Platter : [as Obadiah]  Eee-yaa! You're a Communist! Eee-yaa!

  Hank Hill : No, I'm not!

  Luanne Platter : [as Sir Reginald]  Welcome to the Party, mate!

  Hank Hill : Get that penguin back here! I'm not done!

  Luanne Platter : [as Obadiah]  Eee-yaa! Power to the people, Comrade!

  [as Sir Reginald] 

  Luanne Platter : I say, you look good in red, Comrade Hill!

  Hank Hill : All right, I gave you fair warning. Luanne, you're acting like an idiot.

  Luanne Platter : [crying]  Oh, no! Oh, Uncle Hank!