King of the Hill (TV Series)
Hank's Bad Hair Day (2000)
Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive, Buck Strickland
Quotes
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Bill Dauterive : [the captain enters the barber shop] Sir, would the captain like me to throw the lieutenant out of the chair, sir?
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Bill Dauterive : 900 dollars? Sorry Hank, I had no idea I was that valuable. So that's where the army makes all its money.
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Bill Dauterive : Hank, you can't fight the army without declarin' war.
Dale Gribble : Maybe if you had the marines on your side.
Bill Dauterive : Mm hmm, they're better than us.
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Bill Dauterive : The U.S. Army spent $3 million trainin' me.
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Bill Dauterive : Half of a half of a percent.
Hank Hill : What?
Bill Dauterive : That's what you tipped me. $2 on a $900 haircut is less than half of a half of a percent.