King of the Hill (TV Series)

Death of a Propane Salesman (1998)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : [At the ruins of the exploded Mega Lo Mart talking to a state inspector]  Find the body yet, Quincy?

  State Inspector : We have some remains that we're analyzing. You needn't concern yourself.

  Dale Gribble : Oh, I needn't, shouldn't I? Then maybe I should not know that all Mega Lo Mart employees have a $5000 insurance policy.

  State Inspector : That's nonsense. This is a very straight-forward investigation.

  Dale Gribble : Heh, that's what they want you to think.

  State Inspector : Sir, we are "they"

  [Dale twitches surprised and runs away]