King of the Hill (TV Series)
De-Kahnstructing Henry (1999)
Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble
Quotes
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Dale Gribble : [to Kahn] Well, well, well, how the mighty have fallen. Anyhoo, this is what I'm trying to do: combine my logo with a personal message. You know how to work paintbrush? Wait, first,
[covers computer screen]
Dale Gribble : I need you to swear that what you see here goes no further, given your history of blabbing about every top secret thing that comes your way.
Kahn : [frustrated] I can't help you. I can't help any of you stupid people! "How does this machine work, Mr. Kahn?" "How do I print?" "How do I save?" It's Control-S, you morons, it's always Control-S!
Kahn's Boss : Alright, that's three strikes, Kahn; you're fired.
Kahn : Three? That's only two.
Kahn's Boss : I heard what you said to Mr. Mangione.
[Kahn sighs and hangs his head in shame]
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Dale Gribble : Kahn, I love this ceramic panda marine radio. How much?
Kahn : It too much for you.
Dale Gribble : No price is too high, just name it.
Kahn : 700 dollars.
Dale Gribble : Sold.
Kahn : I mean 800.
Dale Gribble : Sold!
Kahn : [grabs it from Dale] No, I take this off market. Delicate equipment, not for redneck.