- Bobby Hill: It's called Musical Canine Freestyle.
- Hank Hill: Liar.
- Bobby Hill: No no no, look, it's a real thing. They have contests and everything. It started up in Canada.
- Hank Hill: They're supposed to be our allies.
- Boomhauer: Dog man's best friend, man. Talkin' 'bout no can't ol' dress 'em up like some of them dang ol' little lady poodles, man. Talkin' 'bout, them, them dang ol' dogs, man, no dignity, man, no dignity.
- Hank Hill: Exactly, Boomhauer.
- Dale Gribble: Dancing with dogs, ridiculous. Next thing you know, they'll have 'em smokin'. Hey, that's not a bad idea. Doggie cigarettes.
- Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.: How about you pick up doggie's poo from my yard. That way child prodigy, Connie, get to study more. Poo-picking hillbilly get to dance with dog. Universe in harmony.