King of the Hill (TV Series)

Cotton's Plot (1999)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : So, how was rehab?

  Peggy Hill : I stretched a rubber band today.

  Hank Hill : That's great.

  Peggy Hill : Oh, who am I kidding? That rubber band kicked my ass.

• Hank Hill : I said that fraud used to be six foot four.

  Peggy Hill : So.

  Hank Hill : When he came back from the Pacific, he was five foot even. A Japanese machine gun blew away his shins. The doctor said that he'd never walk again. 18 months later, he walked right over to that doctor and reached up and punched him in the kidneys.

• Cotton Hill : I'm not even sure you want to walk.

  Peggy Hill : Well, Cotton, of course I do.

  Cotton Hill : Then tell me you want to walk.

  Peggy Hill : I want to walk.

  Cotton Hill : I can't hear you!

• Peggy Hill : Teach me to walk.

  Cotton Hill : You ready to hate me more than you ever hated anyone in your whole life?

  Peggy Hill : I already do.

  Cotton Hill : Then we're halfway there.

• Peggy Hill : Pass me Cotton's application. He may rot in hell, but he will not rot in the Texas State Cemetery.