- Peggy Hill: One chance. My garage, tomorrow morning, 7:00.
- Bill Dauterive: It's a little early.
- Peggy Hill: You just bought yourself 6:45, mister.
- Bill Dauterive: I guess I could skip my shower.
- Peggy Hill: 7:00 it is.
- Peggy Hill: Oh, Hank, my very first business trip! I am finally getting the recognition that I have always given myself.
- Hank Hill: Isn't this Bill's trip? Didn't he win it? Aren't you just his guest?
- Peggy Hill: Hank, you're fired.
- Hank Hill: When's this movie over? I want to watch the news.
- Luanne Platter: The news? You watched the news yesterday!
- Laney: You can't return product. That's just not how the system works
- Peggy Hill: Oh, come on. I think the triangle can handle it.
- Laney: It's not a triangle, it's a damn pyramid! Now you do whatever it takes to get Dauterive back in the fold, or Marty Van Holde is going to come down on us like the hammer of the gods!
- Hank Hill: I know you miss running that restaurant...
- Peggy Hill: It's not the restaurant, Hank, it's the people. Managing people. Telling them what to do and then watching as they do it.
- [Bobby unwraps a Metalife bar and eats it]
- Bobby Hill: This doesn't taste like raspberry truffle.
- Peggy Hill: Well, then, honey, you're eating it wrong. Put it down.
- Peggy Hill: Everything was going great, but then when I tried to motivate him -- that's a management term -- with a little praise -- my term -- he goes plumb loco! -- Spanish term.
- Hank Hill: You must have confused him. Being dumped on is all Bill knows. First there was that childhood of his, and then he joined the army, and then married that back-breaker Lenore.
- [helping Peggy come up with ways to insult Bill]
- Bobby Hill: Come on, there's plenty to work with. It's Bill Dauterive. I mean, he's bald, but he has dandruff. What's that all about?
- Luanne Platter: And don't forget his odor!
- Bobby Hill: He's afraid of thunder!
- Dale Gribble: Well, it's, uh, probably about time I apologized for my misguided Y2K hysteria. Who would'a guessed the whole thing would go off without a hitch? Really brought the country together. Yep, best thing that ever could happen, Y2K
- Peggy Hill: You stink!
- Bill Dauterive: I, huh?
- Peggy Hill: You heard me. Even in France, they would take notice of your bad odor.