King of the Hill (TV Series)

Bill of Sales (2000)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Peggy Hill : Oh, Hank, my very first business trip! I am finally getting the recognition that I have always given myself.

  Hank Hill : Isn't this Bill's trip? Didn't he win it? Aren't you just his guest?

  Peggy Hill : Hank, you're fired.

• Hank Hill : When's this movie over? I want to watch the news.

  Luanne Platter : The news? You watched the news yesterday!

• Hank Hill : I know you miss running that restaurant...

  Peggy Hill : It's not the restaurant, Hank, it's the people. Managing people. Telling them what to do and then watching as they do it.

• Peggy Hill : Everything was going great, but then when I tried to motivate him -- that's a management term -- with a little praise -- my term -- he goes plumb loco! -- Spanish term.

  Hank Hill : You must have confused him. Being dumped on is all Bill knows. First there was that childhood of his, and then he joined the army, and then married that back-breaker Lenore.