King of the Hill (TV Series)

Aisle 8A (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Kahnie : How many cows do you guys eat in a year?

  Hank : Hold on, we figured this out once.

• Hank : [Connie has just gotten her first period]  Are you sure about this?

  Kahnie : Pretty sure.

  Hank : Ugh.

  [looks through a medical book] 

  Hank : Come on, come on... Don't worry, Connie, we're gonna get through this somehow. Okay... Do you have any idea how to tie a tourniquet?

• Peggy Hill : You tried your best, Hank, but I'im in charge now. You keep trying Minh and Kahn, I'll talk to Connie and then I'll talk to Bobby.

  Hank : I don't think Bobby should know about this. It's bad enough I know about this.

  Peggy Hill : Do you want to be incharge, Hank?

  Hank : No.

• Kahnie : I... Uh...

  [stutters] 

  Hank : Huh?

  [Connie writes something and gives it to Hank] 

  Hank : "Mr. Hill, I just got my first period". Aaaahhh!

• Hank : Bobby, every woman has a period... Uh, of time... Every month...

  Bobby Hill : Even Mom?

  Hank : [sighs]  Bobby, if we're gonna get through this, you cannot ask me questions like that.

• Hank : Aisle 8A. Boy, we sure are a long way from automotive.

• Hank : [after buying Connie tampons]  In fact, this is such a little deal that we won't have to talk about it any more.

  Kahnie : Now... How do I change one of these things?