King of the Hill (TV Series)

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas (2000)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• [Hank finds his son drinking at Bill's place] 

  Bobby Hill : Hey dad, I like beer!

  [Immediately vomits] 

• Bobby Hill : [All three are drunk from drinking from a 40 oz beer bottle]  Come here, just think Connie girl when we're grownups and marrieds we'll get to do this every night!

  Kahn Souphanousinphone, Jr. : [Slurring her speech]  Yeah I want a house just like this

  [indicating the bounce house they're lying in] 

  Kahn Souphanousinphone, Jr. : with soft floors and plastic windows.

  Joseph Gribble : [Looking up at the ceiling which has stars painted on it]  Look at the stars, there's... like so many of 'em!

• Hank : Sorry Bobby, it's rated TV-14. The last time I checked, you were still 13.

  Bobby Hill : Oh come on, Dad. I tell ya what, I'll just close my eyes when things get too *colorful*.

  Hank : Nice try, mister, but I've seen the way you watch TV. You never blink.