King of the Hill (TV Series)

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas (2000)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank : Hey, this is perfect. Tomorrow, Christmas service falls right between the Aloha Bowl and the Oahu Bowl.

• Hank : I've had about enough of this Christmas crap!

• [Bill has built a Santa's village in his front yard] 

  Peggy Hill : It looks like a carnival. I wonder how Jesus feels about this.

  Hank : It's Christmas AND Bill's happy. I'll tell you how Jesus feels: great.

• Hank : Sorry Bobby, it's rated TV-14. The last time I checked, you were still 13.

  Bobby Hill : Oh come on, Dad. I tell ya what, I'll just close my eyes when things get too *colorful*.

  Hank : Nice try, mister, but I've seen the way you watch TV. You never blink.

• Hank : I've thrown out propane tanks that would make a better son than Wally.