- Felix Renton: You have something that belongs to me!
- Motor Ed: Dude, seriously, what kind of secret hideout is this? Everyone knows you live here, man!
- Dr. Drakken: One lousy magazine subscription, and the entire world has your address!
- Dr. Drakken: Well? We've been waiting!
- Shego: Look, I was busy, okay? So zip it!
- Motor Ed: Dude, never get a babe angry when she's driving. Only make it worse. Her driving, I mean.
- [beat]
- Motor Ed: Uh-oh.
- [Shego blasts him]
- Motor Ed: OW! What'd I say?
- Kim: Motor Ed...
- Motor Ed: Red!
- Dr. Drakken: Red?
- Kim: Drakken?
- Dr. Drakken: Kim Possible?
- Kim: How do my foes find each other?
- Motor Ed: We're related.
- Kim: Seriously?
- Dr. Drakken, Motor Ed: Seriously.
- Monique: [Kim is trying to make plans for the evening] Sorry Kim. I've got OT at Club Banana tonight. Did you try Tara?
- Kim: Date.
- Monique: Hope?
- Kim: Grounded.
- Monique: Bonnie?
- Kim: Get real.
- Monique: You could hang with the family.
- Kim: Parents are going out.
- Monique: Baby-sitting?
- Kim: Tweebs have a sleepover.
- Monique: I'm out of ideas, Kim.
- Kim: I can handle some Me-time. Please! How pathetic do you think I am?
- Kim: [later, sitting alone on the couch] I am SO pathetic!
- [talking about Felix's cyber-robotic wheelchair]
- Motor Ed: The things it can do, seriously!
- Dr. Drakken: Seriously...?
- Shego: Oh, no, no, no. You are *not* gonna jack some kid's wheelchair.
- Dr. Drakken: News flash, Shego: I'm a *bad* man.
- Shego: You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?
- Dr. Drakken: Been there, done that!