Sienna Miller: Fiona Bickerton

Quotes 

• Mitchell Friedman : So, are you a couple?

  Eddie : Who, me and her? Nah, she's gay.

  Fiona : Very funny.

  Eddie : It'd be funny 10 years ago but today it's a totally acceptable lifestyle.

• Eddie : Oh, yeah. Pete and your fur coat - they're like a couple now.

  Fiona : Aha. And are they..."mating?"

  Eddie : I think it's safe to say they're past 3rd base.

• Eddie : By the way, Milli called. She said you're okay for tonight.

  [to Mitchell] 

  Eddie : Sounds pretty serious, doesn't it?

  Fiona : Mitchell, ignore what you're hearing. Milli's a *friend* from work.

  Eddie : You know, you should bring her by a little more often - we kinda had a "vibe" going, me and her.

  Fiona : She thinks you're crass.

  Eddie : Ah, then again she is gay - I mean, it's biological. What can you do about it? And you guys make such a great couple, i wouldn't want to break that up. Oh, my God, look at the time.