Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Dial 'N' for Murder (2000)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Good God! Men chasing fatties, Dennis dating the elderly... Has my life's work been for nothing?

• Jack Gallo : My point is, if he wants a fat woman, why doesn't he just go out and get one? The town is full of them, and it's not like they're fleet of foot.

  Maya Gallo : Maybe you're right.

  [she sits down, a plink is heard] 

  Jack Gallo : What was that?

  Maya Gallo : The button on my pants.

  Jack Gallo : Holy God! It's embedded in the wood!

• Jack Gallo : Don't get me wrong, there are people who are into all sort of weird things. Men who worship feet, women who enjoy a good spanking, the powerful executive who occasionally likes to camp it up as Carol Channing.

  Maya Gallo : That last one is a little weird.

  Jack Gallo : Maybe so, but that's no reason to hassle you on the parking lot.