Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Dial 'N' for Murder (2000)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : My point is, if he wants a fat woman, why doesn't he just go out and get one? The town is full of them, and it's not like they're fleet of foot.

  Maya Gallo : Maybe you're right.

  [she sits down, a plink is heard] 

  Jack Gallo : What was that?

  Maya Gallo : The button on my pants.

  Jack Gallo : Holy God! It's embedded in the wood!

• Maya Gallo : Are you fattening me up?

  Brad : What?

  Maya Gallo : Be honest with me. Are you trying to make me fat?

  Brad : [laughs dismissively]  Ha ha... okay, yeah.

  Maya Gallo : This is sick!

  Brad : You must understand. I admire you for what's inside. It's just that physically I'm not attracted to you.

  Maya Gallo : So you're treating me like veal? Here you are making these speeches about judging what's inside, yet you are just as bad as men who worship thin women!

  Brad : I can't help it. You're like one hundred pounds away from being a smoking babe.

  Maya Gallo : Get out!

  Brad : Think it over, think it over. No more dieting, no more going to the gym, you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want and I will only love you more.

  Maya Gallo : [after considering it for a moment]  No, no, no!

  Brad : Okay, fifty pounds and I'll spring for the elastic pants.

• Jack Gallo : Don't get me wrong, there are people who are into all sort of weird things. Men who worship feet, women who enjoy a good spanking, the powerful executive who occasionally likes to camp it up as Carol Channing.

  Maya Gallo : That last one is a little weird.

  Jack Gallo : Maybe so, but that's no reason to hassle you on the parking lot.