Jeeves and Wooster (TV Series)

The Con (or, Pearls Mean Tears) (1991)

Stephen Fry: Jeeves

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• Bertie : Have you ever seen a floral clock, Jeeves?

  Jeeves : I have not had that pleasure, sir.

  Bertie : No, well, don't. Have nothing whatever to do with floral clocks. If a friend says, "Just one more floral clock can't do you any harm," be firm.

  Jeeves : Did you have a pleasant afternoon, sir?

  Bertie : You have a cruel streak, Jeeves. I hadn't realized it before. What blighter was it that invented the bicycle?

  Jeeves : The first truly rideable machine was made by a Mr. Kirkpatrick MacMillan of Dumfriesshire in Scotland in 1839, I believe, sir.

  Bertie : Too late to do anything about it now, I suppose.

  Jeeves : I fear so, sir.