Jeeves and Wooster (TV Series)

The Bassetts' Fancy Dress Ball (or, A Plan for Gussie) (1991)

Stephen Fry: Jeeves

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• Bertie : You can't be a successful dictator *and* design women's underclothing.

  Jeeves : No, sir.

  Bertie : One or the other. Not both.

  Jeeves : Precisely, sir.

• Bertie : The problem is, I've forgotten that jolly useful word you unearthed.

  Jeeves : Sir?

  Bertie : The one that always reduces Spode to a quivering mass of apology. I have a feeling I may need it.

  Jeeves : You are referring, I think, sir, to "Eulalie."

  Bertie : Eulalie, that's it! I wish you'd tell me what it meant. I mean, I have no complaints, but it's a bit like holding up a bank and not knowing whether your gun is loaded or not.

  Jeeves : I fear I'm not at liberty to disclose the details, sir. You may rest assured, however, that the weapon is loaded.