Jeeves and Wooster (TV Series)

The Silver Jug (or Jeeves Saves the Cow Creamer) (1991)

John Turner: Spode

Quotes 

• Bertie : [on Gussie]  Any message for him?

  Roderick Spode - 8th Earl of Sidcup : Yes. Tell him I'm going to break his neck.

  Bertie : Break his neck, right. And, if he should ask why?

  Roderick Spode - 8th Earl of Sidcup : He knows why. Because he is a butterfly, who toys with women's hearts and throws them away like soiled gloves!

  Bertie : Do butterflies do that?

  Roderick Spode - 8th Earl of Sidcup : Are you trying to be funny?

• Bertie : [after insulting Spode]  Spode, I know your secret!

  Roderick Spode : Eh?

  Bertie : I know all about...

  [blanks] 

  Roderick Spode : You know all about what?

  Bertie : Uh... Euphimol! Uh, uh...

  [as Spode advances menacingly, Bertie falls backward. Gussie smashes an oil painting over Spode's head. Spode turns to Gussie, breathing fire, and Bertie smashes a vase on his head. They both flee the room. Outside, Jeeves watches, perplexed, as Gussie runs out, followed by Bertie] 

  Bertie : Eucalyptus!

  [as Spode chases them down the hallway, Jeeves sighs and writes on a slip of paper] 

  Bertie : Euripedes! Eucharist! Europe! Euphonium? Uh, eu-, eu-, eu...

  [as they run past Jeeves, he holds out the paper] 

  Bertie : Thank you!

  [Spode corners them against a locked door] 

  Roderick Spode : Now...!

  Bertie : [reads the slip]  Eulalie!